First off, I must say thank you to the readers who have said they enjoyed my blog thus far and told me to write more! Oh my the pressure. So some of you may be wondering, “what the hell is a high society diva?”. Well I think it’s a term I came up with, with my best friend when we were slightly intoxicated. It’s basically a fabulous person who is able to be a chameleon in social settings. It’s like…classy meets ratchet. Haha. And fabulous is open to interpretation. To me fabulous is confidence. You could be wearing a trash bag while walking down the sidewalk in stilettos and I will yell at you (while sober) “work it honey! sashay girl!” Being fabulous is a mindset, a frame of mind. One thing a high society diva is NOT, is a bitch. we are CUNTS. let me explain hehe ;) let’s make cunt what it should be, an honor. not a demeaning term hehe.
So now that we know what a CUNT is, let’s talk more about what our duties as a cunt is, therefore being a high society diva. We can be glamorous when need be. I mean hello we’re not gonna find a rich husband (usually) at a divey bar. But we will find mr. right now at a divey bar. A girl’s got needs don’t front. You know it’s amazing to not have to worry about social stigmas and dress codes that fancy dinner parties bring. I know sometimes you just gotta go to that bar and find a one nighter girl. Don’t feel ashamed. It’s the way of life. A cunt also never says no to their man in bed. That’s what a bitch is for. Don’t confuse a bitch, with a bitch in bed. hashtag. You see, a bitch is someone who WANTS to be like us. They dress cute, they try to act confident but just come across as a snobby fake bitch. Because they are. But for some reason, they are a total prude when it comes to sex with their man or someone they’re dating! I was talking to a sexy straight man about this at a bar once. I accidently hit on him, but he was a good sport. And I started asking him about the girls he’s dating. And I told him the girl is basically a bitch. (He said she’s a prude) YAWN. I also told him you need to find a cunt! Because those bitches are classy, nice to their man, and to other people. But that doesn’t mean you should cross them. Don’t let the exterior fool you honey. The claws can come out at any time and they will always be sharpened. So I was also telling him that a cunt aims to please their man in bed. We will do whatever it takes (within reason, like I will not let a man fist me or shit on my chest) to make that man have the best experience of his life, girl! Hashtag. Cunts are NOT prudes. We are just selective ;) Well I hope this covers it all! If I left anything out I’ll make a note of the edit. ta ta for now darling ;) hold that pinky high! pinky darling pinky! hashtag.